Twinkle Khanna birthday: Wittiest statements made by her about Akshay Kumar that will leave you in splits

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Had a stressed day at work? You need to scroll through Twinkle Khanna’s tweets or go through her Instagram posts and captions and we bet you will return smiling! Former actress and now author Twinkle celebrates her birthday today (December 29). Often regarded as the queen of wit, Twinkle often takes jibes at her husband Akshay Kumar on social media and in interviews that redefine ‘hilarious’!

Even Twinkle’s social media posts for Akskay are twisted and make for super-funny reads! On the occasion of Twinkle Khanna’s birthday, we bring to you, some of the hilarious statements made by her on husband Akshay that need your attention.

Without further ado, take a look!

Wittiest statements made by Twinkle Khanna about hubby Akshay Kumar

“I have not been on Koffee with Karan because my husband was scared that the first word I utter would be p*nis and he would not want me to say p*nis p*nis p*nis p*nis”
“I had decided that if Mela flops, I will marry Akshay and it actually happened”
“When Akshay gets drunk, he sings songs like Mainu Dila Di Visa Dubai Da”
“My husband has extra inches… in height, which the other actors do not have”
“A wise woman keeps her hands firmly in her pockets and does not accidentally unzip anything, including her mouth” (in reference to the jeans unzipping controversy)

While that’s about Twinkle’s statements, this piece will be incomplete without the wittiest winning speech that she had written for her husband Akshay after he won Man of the Decade at the Vogue Beauty Awards. Check it out here:

“To my overpaid trainer, and my underpaid cook, a big thank you for helping me maintain this ‘Beautiful Man of the Decade’ body which I have. Though part of the credit should also go to the fact that I did not have to carry my two children for nine whole months. And thus my stomach did not have to stretch to elephantine proportions, and then deflate to a small paunch with stretch marks and saggy skin that no amount of dieting can eradicate. It’s time for me to wind this up because it’s really not fair that I always reach home late, and I should not take anyone so much for granted. But before I leave I would once again like to thank my beautiful, talented wife.”